When I read in the newspaper a few days ago that the Waitangi Tribunal, established in 1975, had recommended to government that Northland be given back to Maori, I thought “This is obviously fake news. They can’t be serious.”
You can read the newspaper article HERE
The Tribunal’s report on Northland is called Tahana.
So I contacted Dr Bruce Moon, one of New Zealand’s top historians, asking him for this comment.
His initial reaction was thus:
“Dear Julian,
A glance at he Tahana report of the latest abomination from the Waitangi Tribunal shows me that it is probably the greatest pack of lies, or distortion of the truth, ever to be produced by that profoundly corrupt body. It would be a massive effort to cover all the aspects in which this is so.
I am pondering my approach. One thing is certain : that it must be abolished completely and for ever as a matter of top priority whenever we get something like an honest government in this benighted country.”
I have not received Bruce’s analysis of Tahana yet. As soon as a do, you’ll be the first to know.
In the meantime, Bruce has written a scathing satirical attack on the Waitangi Tribunal.
You can read it HERE
Don’t forget to list your “pronouns” before you submit Bruce?
Aotearoa NZ is like a play from the Theatre of the Absurd.
Brilliant
Thanks Julian for posting. Bruce, just to say Monty Python would have been proud.
Possibly could become an entire NZ road show with sketches and skits of a similar ilk!
A pity that Billy T James is no longer with us as I am sure he would make an extremely entertaining skit of this.
While I agree this is all turning into a joke, it is very serious. We all thought it was a joke when Maori asked an aparthied Tribunal, the foreshore, the return of Crown land, our water, plus hundreds of other things including billions of dollars, but they now have all these things taken from right under our noses, so please don’t take this latest claim for Northland too lightly. While some of us know the truth, the majority have been brainwashed into believing Maori have a right to all of Aotearoa.
Over 500 Chiefs signed the Treaty of Waitangi and NZ became a British Colony on 3rd May 1841 under British rule and English law based on the Magna Carta and the Law of Nature.
All legislation and reforms made by the Fourth Labour Government in relation to the Treaty must be abolished as they were based on false information and false Treaty documents.
There was never a “Partnership” between Maori and the Crown, and no Government has the right to base legislation on “Unsubstantiated Principles” based on personal opinions and hidden agendas.
There is only one valid “Principle” agreed to by those that signed the Tiriti o Waitangi in 1840, “He iwi tahi tatou – We are now one people”.
Ref – Facts on the Waitangi Tribunal by One New Zealand Foundation.
You obviously don’t understand satire.
Satire? Surely not.
isn’t maori legend full of handed down stories of horny horses ??
The irrelevant fact that horses are reputed to have been imported by the Far Right Conspiracy Theorizing Old Stale Whites is pure fantasy. The maori invented horses and Kupe, when he had off-loaded the indigenous maori from Pollykneesup to our shores, took a load of noble maori horses across to Europe where false stories emerged about their use before then.
To preserve the species in their native land, all the horny ones were kept and none of these unusual ones were sent to Europe, so these ones – called Unicorns – were found in Aotearoa only